no bummer summer!!

From Merl aka Clyde’s Rebirth’s latest post: “Dressing in a way that makes you feel confident and happy is a profoundly powerful tool, and shouldn’t be discounted as frivolous or meaningless. But when the latest trends, the allure of designer labels, and the popularity struggles begins to take over what used to be a joyful experience -ie expressing your personality through your attire- it’s time to check yo self.. before you wreck yo self…. Everyone has bad hair days, bad skin days, bad ensemble days.. hell even hot mess weeks. So stop comparing yourself to others and simply do what makes you happy. Wear what you want, and thumb your nose at the newest trends if that’s what trips your trigger. Or.. wear them if that rocks your boat instead. Don’t be afraid to actually look happy in your outfit photos!”

*Sigh* Oh Merl, this was the post I was needing to read today. Not that I get caught up in the designer game or hoping to be a famous blogger, but I do get down about how little time I get to spend on my blog. Then it becomes a never-ending circle of guilt and feeling obligated. I temporarily forgot that I started Mascara or Motoroil as a fun way to document and share the things I wear. On that note, lately I’ve been spending a lot of my time poolside drinking and moped riding! First things first though, I can’t believe I haven’t mentioned or shown my little baby yet! I picked up this amazing Motobecane moped on Craigslist a few weeks ago and since I got it I can’t stay off of it. It’s my favorite stress relief right now, makes me forget all my worries. There’ll definitely be more pictures of it soon!

Aside from riding my moped (and that dumb ‘work’ thing) most of my time has been spent at the Coney Island pool. It’s been SPECTACULAR. I decided early this spring that this was going to be a No Bummer Summer, and it has been working out pretty perfectly so far. This last time we went was my friend’s Megan’s birthday so I decided to dress up a bit with my biggest hat and of course, my super-fake Prada bag.

Myself and the gorgeous birthday girl! (Note: these poses may have been influenced by lots of alcohol in the sun.)

Megan is definitely more of a flats kind of girl but I got her these awesome vintage wedges as training heels, and thankfully she loved them! AND looked super hot obviously.

WHAT: floppy hat, flea market

yellow clip ons, chicken lays an egg

vintage bathing suit, chicken lays an egg

skirt, rainbow

bangle, thrift

ring, h&m

faux prada, nyc

wedges, somewhere when i was in high school?

WHERE: coney island, cincinnati

WHEN: wednesday june 8

what ever happened to spring?

Cincinnati is kind of known for it’s crazy weather patterns, at least among locals. This week was a perfect example of why- Sunday it was cold enough to need a jacket and be nice and cozy by a fire, today it was 90 degrees! We didn’t get any spring this year at all, just winter to summer. Since I heard yesterday it was going to be so hot, I had a feeling it was going to be tent dress weather.

I finally busted out the earrings I bought in New York, they were the perfect little pop that the outfit needed.

Unfortunately I got a parking ticket about 10 minutes before we took pictures, so I was still a little salty.


The warm weather did give me a chance to but out my favorite summer shoes though!

WHAT: feather earrings, street vendor in nyc

scarf, stolen from my beautiful friend Jeni (i’m bringing it back next time i see you!!)

jersey tent dress, gift from my friend nancy

bracelet, chicken lays an egg

ring, gift from my gramma

wedges, aldo

WHERE: work all day

WHEN: wednesday, may 11

they’re gonna eat me alive

Man, these freezing cold Ohio mornings have been killing my spur of the moment style! The balcony door is in our bedroom so it’s about 10 degrees colder than every other room, so I never wanna stand in there more than a few minutes. I was excited to remember these wool pants the other day, although I think I could put it together with something more interesting. Oh well, not every single outfit is a home run. :)

WHAT: cardigan, chicken lays an egg

rose brooch, chicken lays an egg

white t, rainbow

mustard belt, thrift

wool pants, chicken lays an egg

mint socks, chicken lays an egg

wedges, aldo

WHERE: work at chicken lays an egg

WHEN: thursday, november 4